There are many things I love about California. I’m reminded of them when I visit Milwaukee for more than 3 days. I just got used to the hustle-n-bustle, you know? There are moments when I revisit the Midwest that charm me, though, and never fail to remind me “where I came from.” That phrase is so cliche, but wait for it. I go out to eat with my mom at Chili’s or Sizzler and interestingly observe fellow patrons whose bodies resemble marriage and pregnancy prior to age 22 as is typical of the Midwest. Okay, not excepting the beer, cheese and bratwurst. (I say this matter-of-factly, by the way, and with no disdain whatsoever.)
You kidding me? I love cheese. I eat dairy in the form of ice cream out of the box practically every day. I keep a box of ice cream at the sig other’s, in anticipation of the next dairy-sweets craving. I realized the other day that when I merely spot cheese, I have to eat it. Taco night? I’ll stuff half-a-handful of shredded cheddar-Mex mix in my mouth every time I walk by the stash. See it laying on the shelf in the fridge? I have to break myself off a slice. And you know that whole Pinkberry craze? All I taste is sugar in that “fro-yo.” Where’s the milk and butter??
Though, when I return to Cali, which is now home, I eagerly look forward to the awesome variety of foods that’s available back here. I can’t take it for granted. I have just never had access to it my whole life. Granted, I have never had access to such bad traffic in my entire life, either, but you take the good and deal with the bad, right? To paint a picture, when I visited my home church recently with my parents, I was in conversation with a fellow I had known since before I had left for college. He mentioned being in Southern California for a conference and like he almost ate sushi but you know, he doesn’t really eat “that weird stuff.”
I had smiled politely. I wasn’t in the mood to get into it. They call Cali eaters “health nuts,” you see. Contrast that with the once-upon-a-time Roycifer’s mom said, “[e-star] likes really good food” as she was describing me to relatives. It was strange, because then I had this pleased feeling inside of me and I rubbed my belly. “Mmm. Good food.”
Cali foods are many and come in all forms. That’s what is so great about the multitude of cultures–you just have to drive, not take a subway, to wherever it is to get it. Korean food (K-town) less than 3 miles to the east. Beach food (Santa Monica) 8 miles to the west. Chain food (Culver City) 2 miles to the south. Middle Eastern (Glendale/The Valley) 4 miles to the north. Cuban the next block (Versailles) and Brasilian (Culver City) 2 miles southeast. Japanese (Sawtelle-Olympic) 5 miles to the west. Ethiopian (Little Ethiopia) 1 mile to the east. And if you must, celebrity eating (Robertson Blvd.) 1/2-mile to the northwest. Chinese food is saved for trips to the sig. other’s, as Pasadena is closer to Monterey Park and San Gabriel.
And then there’s a type of food that is all over town, just because this is California. It’s called, ”Fusion.” This confuses me a little, because I recognize the usage of this concept, of joining things together, in all different areas of life. There’s nuclear fusion. Cold fusion. Music fusion. The Ford car. The Gilette Razor. And now simply, Fusion cuisine. But when there’s no two ethnic foods prior to “fusion,” it begs the question, “Fusion of what!?!”
Honestly? Fusion food is always something fused with something Asian. [Two hitchhiking thumbs toward self.] “Trust me, I’m the expert in all things Asian.” Not really. Nor the authority. When it comes to Asian Fusion, however, it seems like Wolfgang Puck was the initial judge of which parts of Asian food it was trendy to “fuse” with other things.
You know you can expect the typical things on an Asian Fusion menu like, Ahi Tuna Poke. Thai Lettuce Wraps. Peking Duck Pizza. My Islands favorite would be the Hawaiian burger (with teriyaki sauce, pineapple and swiss). But you don’t really see things fused with certain features of authentic Asian cuisine.
Imagine tripe and tendon lettuce wraps. Chicken feet casserole. Bitter melon fruit tart. Stinky tofu salad. Yum.
Remember, Fusion is like taking all the cool out of Asian food and leaving all the yucky weird and making it the trendy Californian’s own. Traumatic times from childhood haunting you? Known as the girl who “eats-rice-for-dinner-with-chopsticks every night?” (I was.) Nightmares of the neighborhood kids who used to tease you for “eating Dog” coming back? Rewrite that. Never fear, because Fusion is here.
I don’t really have anything against Fusion. It’s yummy, and it’s interesting to get a famous chef’s “spin” on something, but I tend to think ”real” Fusion is overpriced. And I can’t help but think as I’m walking out of there that I could’ve gone somewhere else for “the real thing” and paid half as much. It’s nice, though, because as time has gone on and variations of Asian cuisines have developed (all hail Iron Chef), it’s everywhere and in all different price ranges.
I’m happy that there’s even the prevalent influence. I remind myself of a time and a place when Asian wasn’t anywhere, and it was considered purely foreign food. You know–as if the foods of the Anglo ethnicities were the only domestics and had never done any emigrating. It’s a start.
Trendy or not, good food is just … good food. Whatever your taste may be.
Love,
*e
Favorites:
California Pizza Kitchen ($) - Italian-Asian Fusion
many locations
Katana ($$$$) – Euro-Japanese Fusion
Past Blog Post
8439 Sunset Boulevard
West Hollywood, CA 90069
323-650-8585
Koi ($$$$) – Euro-Japanese Fusion
Past Blog Post
730 N. La Cienega Boulevard
Los Angeles, CA 90069
310-659-9449
Chinois on Main ($$$$$) – Euro-Asian Fusion
2709 Main Street
Santa Monica, CA 90405
310-392-9025
Roy’s ($$$$$) – Hawaiian Fusion
800 S. Figueroa Street
Los Angeles, CA 90017
213-488-4994












9 Comments
It’s funny bc I went to school in socal (Long Beach to be specific) and before college all I had was my own culture’s food (Vietnamese), italian (at Olive Garden, hehe), chinese (at $1 take out places) and american. I remember being scared to even try sushi. Back then I thought sushi referred to california rolls too, hehe. Then after a couple of years of hanging out at UCLA I got to try so many different kinds of foods like you mentioned.
I used to go to hs get-togethers, post hs, and people thought I was so “LA” bc I liked trying different things. It’s just interesting that LB is only 20-25 miles south of UCLA and there is such a different mentality to what is “out there” in LA versus what they’re comfortable with. I stopped going to those hs mini-reunions
You can tell a lot about a person by what they will or won’t eat. My dad will eat and try anything, while my mom is very specific and picky. Over the years I went from being more like my mom to being just like my dad, and I never would have had that chance if I stayed in the midwest all these years.
‘Fusion’ always makes me suspicious. It’s like they take (for lack of a better word) Asian-y food, add sugar to make it palatable to Americans, and double the price to make it hip. Hmmm…
It’s a few miles further out, but don’t forget you’ve got Little India on Pioneer Blvd in Artesia. Go to Woodlands and try the dosas… yummy.
my mom also describes tbuh and i by saying that we “know where all the good places are to eat.” and you’re right – it does please me a little to hear her say that =)
oh so true….i was the weird kid who had “soup” for breakfast. i never thought it was weird until kids said that about me. i love that hubby loves it! he sometimes wants oatmeal for breakfast out here but he doesn’t mind having korean food for breakfast which includes that strange, weird “soup!” hahaha
so annoying. that’s one thing i love about l.a. so many different foods. tokyo’s great like that too. beijing….it’s not as varied, yet! but i’m sure it’ll get better….
The variety of cuisines is one of the first things I noticed and enjoyed about LA on my first visit here.
Such a contrast to what had been available in the first 20+ years of my life in Chicago and the ‘burbs… Chilis, TGIFridays, Bennigans, Pizza Hut… american chain heaven(hell?). The only “foreign” food restaurants were Chinese and the occasional “Tokyo Express” stands found in mall food courts. :/
One thing that I do miss from Chicago is Dunkin’ Donuts!
Hey, anything with rice is considered Asian fusion to me! In Hawaii Zippy’s servves rice with SPAGHETTI! haha…
I hate CPK. Although I have to admit, it’s gotten a lot better lately. CPK to me is like if McDonald’s served fusion food. Okay, maybe not McDonald’s but Denny’s.
i hate fusion food. i don’t think it’s anything special to pour soy sauce and terriyaki sauce and sprinkle ginger and “asian” spices on regular food. because i was making “fusion” food back in college. and it was cheaper than what restaurants charge for “fusion”. and i also didn’t have big plates and small portions either….
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