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Things That Make You Go, “Meh.”

He said, “Let me tell you how it is with me..” “…I’m the kind of person who…” I tuned out. “When x happens, I y…” I tuned out yet again. Until I realized he had stopped talking about himself long enough to feign interest in myself. Yes, he made an inquiry: “So describe yourself.” I [...]